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RETIREMENT WAGES -


TAGS: congressional wages
Rating: 4.85/5

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Renza - June 26, 2013, 7:47 am
Nah, the website is open ended, there's plenty of non americans around too. the conservatives around here are just the loudest, kinda like the 'special' student in the back of the classroom.
Svenborg - June 25, 2013, 7:40 am
Hate to say it, but isn't the idea of income equality socialist and liberal. I like it, I just thought this website was a conservatives thing...
mikeloeven - December 12, 2012, 6:24 pm
Holy **** for Real !!!!!


A LARGE GROUP OF BABOONS IS CALLED A CONGRESS - It's all starting to make sense now....




CHANGE - Because that's all you'll have left when I'm done...




CONGRESS - Must be great to be able to vote on your own salary and tax rate.




THose DARN REPUBLICANs AnD THEiR war on women -


TAGS: republican democrat congress 2014
Rating: 4.75/5

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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 10:27 am
But she is not really Black or a woman because she is a republican. --- Jesse Sharpton
OTC - November 6, 2014, 6:19 pm
Those racist women hating right wingers!


CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP -




CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRAT SPENDING HABITS EXPOSED -


TAGS: congressional democrats
Rating: 4.5/5

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StoneTools - October 1, 2013, 9:31 am
http://www.americanprogress.org/issues/budget/news/2011/07/06/10041/a-historical-perspective-on-defense-budgets/
StoneTools - October 1, 2013, 9:30 am
Uh, no he didn't. The defense budget when clinton swore in was (in millions) 435,347 and when he left it was 412,397. That seems like it went down, not up.
Scramblus - October 1, 2013, 1:39 am
Well except Clinton increased military spending by $124 billion. Oops. Sloppy, lazy and stupid.
foxrecon19d - July 26, 2013, 7:36 pm
The 10th of September, 2001 is when the Democrats had the national defense right where they wanted it to be. For years, we warned the Clinton administration that we did not have the ability to defend America because of his defense cuts..
terroraustralis - July 26, 2013, 7:21 pm
nice poster but the last line kills it. the US needs to go back to the 10th of september 2001, back when the constitution was actually listened to.


POLITICIANS - Like diapers they need to be changed often and for the same reason




LIBERALS IN CONGRESS CAUSED THE ECONOMIC MELTDOWN! - Liberals changed the rules for Freddie & Fannie so banks had to take on bad loans. Now they want to be compassionate w/ your money!




OXYMORON - The first, or second statement?




HEY! PRESIDENT KOOL-AID! - Every citizen in the USA is being tortured by means of water-boarding with liberal Obamaid. (Pinko Commie Flavor)




DEMOCRAT - Decidedly Egocentric Members Of Congress Rationalizing Added Taxes




OBAMA'S MARKET - Notes written in crayon so liberals can understand it.




WHAT WAS OUR FIRST CLUE - Whenever our government officials pass bills that exclude themselves, it can't be good




VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN - I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin' I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, If I only had a brain.




This Is What Betrayal Looks Like -




A THOUGHT - How do you argue with this?




Wise words Mr. Twain -


TAGS: congress mark twain
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 3:36 pm
They don't make them like they used to


SHIP OF FOOLS - "Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself." Mark Twain




JUST SAY NO - to Supercongress




HA! HA! AMERICA! - We win! You lose!




CONGRESS - Has nothing to do with this poster.


TAGS: congress
Rating: 4/5

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Rudedog - April 8, 2013, 8:55 pm
Chuckle.


OBAMA PLAN - so secret he doesn't know what's in it




US POLITICIANS - If you don't support us in our EVIL and GREEDY ways, You're a TERRORIST!




OTHER PEOPLES MONEY -




CONGRESS "FIXING" THE ECONOMY IS LIKE.... - OJ Hunting for the "Real Killer"!




Leadership is a privilege to better the lives of others. It is not an opportunity to satisfy personal greed. -




POOR CONGRESS -


TAGS: congress salary underpaid
Rating: 4.85/5

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Millzy - August 19, 2016, 7:28 pm
As a former member in the US Army, I find so much truth in this!!!!!!
Cannabal - May 10, 2014, 1:49 pm
Darrell Issa is a Republican. I know this because of his fervent Benghazi b****ing.


THE WILD BUNCH -




CONGRESS - Who are they REALLY working for?




OMG ZOMBIES -




Congressional meddling strikes again -




DEMOCRATS - Corrupt and thin-skinned




SOCIALIST POLICIES - "Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference." --Barack Obama Mr. President, can we please see one of your other answers now?




WHITE HOUSE LOOSENS BORDER RULES FOR 2012 - "We don't want to upset potential Democrat voters",to Hell with The Constitution and Congress.




Congressional Liberals -




" IT'S ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE THEIR FAULT ! " -




TAXES - When you pay them you are supporting the largest terrorist group in the world!




ANAL-CRANIAL INVERSION - The official disease of the Democratic party.




Congress -




LIBERAL TRUTH #2 - Responsibility and Accountability are for suckers! Always blame the guys on the other side of the aisle.




T. E. A. - TAXED ENOUGH ALREADY!




AND THE ANSWER IS...... - Zero!




INSANITY - ESPECIALLY WHEN THE COST OF KEEPING CONGRESS OPEN FOR JUST A SINGLE WORKDAY IS $30,275,299




Midterm Elections -


TAGS: gop republican congress midterm election
Rating: 2/5

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fauxnews - December 3, 2014, 6:20 pm
Yes, yes...I can 'see' that.lol And apparently, once the mask comes off, so can everyone else. X-D To quote Scooby Doo, "And you would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those pesky kids." :-p
EdithMydeck - November 26, 2014, 11:59 am
:o)
Cannabal - November 26, 2014, 12:01 am
I can't believe I didn't notice that pun. 5L
EmmaRoydes - November 20, 2014, 11:28 am
It's what I live for :o)
fauxnews - November 19, 2014, 6:13 pm
As my idol 'Daffy Duck' might say,"Mmmmp..." ;-) Speaking of "spelling",+5L for intentionally misspelling hEmorrhoids,"Emma(lol)"..doh! X-D No point in teasing you when you do all the work for us. I kid, I kid...lololol..Okay, gotta run. Cheers, mate. :-)
EmmaRoydes - November 19, 2014, 5:58 pm
-1L on your comment for misspelling non sequitur
fauxnews - November 19, 2014, 12:47 pm
5L.. If for no other reason than the non-sequiter picture you chose is priceless.Captures the nuttiness 'perfectly.'LMAO. Nice to see you still kicking around, Cannabal. K, gotta go! Life calls.... Enough mischief for one day. See ya around. ACES! X-D
Cannabal - November 10, 2014, 12:10 am
Affirmative, Fearless Leader.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2014, 7:54 pm

I've asked for the name calling to stop and for the censor (strange as it is) to be respected. I don't feel as though some of you are taking that seriously. Follow the site rules or deal with the consequences....that is all.
Cannabal - November 9, 2014, 7:09 pm
I understand you feel the need to put your foot down because of the Nazi troll that's been lurking about, but it's not like anything escalated here, man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2014, 4:32 pm

.... of taking it upon yourselves.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2014, 4:31 pm

If you could restrain yourself from making comments like #71945, then only diehard would have been admonished for name calling. I check the site quite regularly, but I don't live here. You need to give the mods a chance to deal with things instead...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2014, 4:29 pm

Negative comments are all this site consists of, we could hardly stop you all from making them. It's the insults and swearing that I'm concerned with.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2014, 4:28 pm

Where do you get the idea that my comments are directed only at you? When you respond to insults in kind I have no choice but to blame you both. The censor is flawed, that is outside of my control.
Cannabal - November 9, 2014, 3:11 pm
So it's okay for the conservatives on this site to leave negative comments and derision on my poster, but I'm the criminal for responding to it. That's even more retarded than the censor, which blocks vulgar words like "t-a-p."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2014, 3:01 pm

No, this is a privately owned website and the administration makes the rules.
Cannabal - November 9, 2014, 1:54 pm
Why do you hate free speech?
OTC - November 9, 2014, 11:21 am
"Hopefully they will respond in the same manner" BWAHAHAHAhahaha
posterman - November 9, 2014, 4:33 am
I agree and will refrain from the insults, remembering that debate with liberals if futile. I try not to resort to their playbook of derision, diversion and personal insult. Hopefully they will respond in the same manner
Cannabal - November 8, 2014, 10:11 pm
How is this guy Liberal? In what way does he promote free market economics?
Cannabal - November 8, 2014, 10:10 pm
But, but this is MURICA!
IgotObamasBack - November 8, 2014, 8:03 pm
http://s2.postimg.org/e7pkebspl/showdemot_php.jpg
IgotObamasBack - November 8, 2014, 8:02 pm
I'm proud to be a liberal American. To dissent is the spirit of democracy. I got Obamas back, do you? http://s2.postimg.org/e7pkebspl/showdemot_php.jpg
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2014, 7:37 pm

Then it shouldn't be any problem for you to comply.
Cannabal - November 8, 2014, 6:51 pm
This is Politifake, you asketh too much--especially from a sockpuppet account at that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2014, 2:50 pm

Lay off the name calling, argue like adults.
Cannabal - November 8, 2014, 1:29 pm
Says the delusional conservative t'wat who thinks a Republican majority is gonna make everything magically better, forgetting the last time there was a Republican majority in 2006, but lucky for them Republicans, Americans have short-a'ss memories.
diehard - November 8, 2014, 12:13 pm
you are not my friend, merely a clueless liberal douche without a clue...capiche?
Cannabal - November 7, 2014, 8:47 pm
We shall see, my friend.
diehard - November 7, 2014, 1:52 am
spoken
diehard - November 7, 2014, 1:50 am
And what does Mj have to with it? The democratic circus ride has come to an end The " hilarity" has ended and common sense will ensue. The people have spoken and overcame the freeloading sheep , welcome to the new America where the silent majority has s


NO RAISE FOR YOU -




YOU OUGHTA KNOW -


TAGS: backstab politics congress
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 23, 2012, 10:48 pm
Thank you... : )
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 12:16 pm
This is really good. Easy 5.


REALLY MR. PRESIDENT?!?!?! - And he said it with a straight face. Reality has left the White House.




ALL THE PRESIDENTS MEN -


TAGS: congress
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 15, 2012, 10:33 pm
The fall of the Western Roman empire happened gradually over a 400 yr period. It started of course with Government corruption, nepotisim, economic aid (and payoffs) to placate friends and enemies alike. We are seeing that cycle in our own country...
Reality Lord - September 15, 2012, 3:30 pm

the similarities between Rome and America have been written about since the late 50's. tell me....how did that republic fall?


Congress writes the laws.... -




THE BIG NUMBER - How much of this did congress cut? -0-




JOB OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: politics world domination congress presidency
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - January 13, 2013, 9:03 pm
LoL. Just like to make people laugh. It makes the 12 hours of work a day go by alot faster here in Afghanistan.
foxrecon19d - January 13, 2013, 10:01 am
NO WEIRDOS-That's classic! Where do you come up with these?


IT CAME UPON A MIDNIGHT CLEAR -




DEFINITION OF TERMS -




OVER THE EDGE -


TAGS: congress government aging
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - November 14, 2012, 9:22 pm
Thank You... : )
ughomer - November 14, 2012, 10:25 am
Gud 1 and only slightly better than vbattiel postings


BARACK OBAMA- OOOOOOPPPPSSS!! LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG -




IF IGNORANCE IS BLISS - Republicans and Democrats must be very happy




SCUMBAG IN CHIEF -




DAYS OF WINE AND ROSES -




TRUTH - Is the easiest thing to remember




TESTIMONIAL - For years I was cheating on my taxes but I got caught, so I called BHO Tax Relief. Not only didn't I pay penalties or interest, but now I run the IRS. Thanks, Barack!




$650M IN STIMULUS BILL - For converter box coupons for folks who don't have cable or satellite TV! How does sitting on you butt watching Wheel of Fortune stimulate the economy?




SILVER LINING - I just found mine!




TRUE IRONY - The first African-American President of the United States is pushing policies that are leading the whole country into slavery.




THE BILL OF RIGHTS - the other bill Congress never reads




CONGRESS - Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain




" THE DIRTY DOZEN ? " - Wall Street firms donated $11.2 million to members of debt ‘super committee’.




GOVERNMENT FIXING HEALTH CARE - Is Like a Tornado Rebuilding a Town




REID - Radical Extremist Inflexible Democrat




POLITICIANS HAVE BANKRUPTED OUR COUNTRY - Wake Up America! Vote wisely!




YOUR OPINION - If You Want It To Be Heard, Give A Truckload To Your Congressman




MARIACHI OBAMA -




GET OUT HERE..... -




SWAMPLAND - Can we interest you in some swampland in Florida?.....




$600M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a "Heritage Trail" in Natchez, MS! (Creates 65 jobs) That's $9,230,769.23 for each employee to... MAKE A DIRT PATH!!??




SOCIALISM IS HERE - The 'Stimulus Bill' was the single largest transfer of money from the marketplace to the government in US history... Comrade




HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF - Just like we told England in 1773, it's time to tell Washington D.C. We've had enough!




FASCISM - A political movement that exalts nation above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic govt headed by a dictatorial leader. Or, Change We Can Believe In!




OIL PLUG - Might Just As Well It Isn't Much Good For Anything Else With The Democrats In Charge




GOOD NEWS AMERICA - Efficient affordable health care is just an act of congress




COLLECTIVE WORTH -




RESOLVED - GOVERNMENT THEFT -




MMMMMM! - Your perfume is driving me crazy! Is it Commie Klein? No, it's RED Door.




CONGRESS - You're doing it wrong.




SOMETHING TELLS ME - it's all happening at the zoo I do believe it I do believe it's true




THIS CHICK - Is making Republican campaigns so much easier this year.




AND THE ANSWER IS..... - An idiot.




CHICAGO POLITICS - Having the board of GM smear Toyota in front of the American people. GM's #1 marketing policy.




NANCY PELOSI'S 111TH CIRCUS CONGRESS - Come one, come all, see the clowns.




CONGRESSMAN JIM MORAN -




OCCUPY CONGRESS - (That goes especially for Senators too!)




elect me -




CONGRESS - is the cause of all our problems




2013 STATE OF THE UNION - Ever notice how Congress responds over nothing like a bunch of clapping seals


TAGS: congress clapping seals 2013 state of the union
Rating: 5/5

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PapaFox - February 14, 2013, 7:23 am
That DOES get a little irritating after a while.


PROOF THAT POLITICIANS ARE STUPID - they wanted to get rid of this




Congress, yeah, it's that useless -


TAGS: parody congress
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - September 17, 2014, 9:43 pm
Doesn't fire you say? well it still looks scary better ban it.


Harry Reid Refuses to work with Congress -




You're As Cold As Ice -




Congress is harming our country -




WASHINGTON, D.C. - DC as in Dysfunctional Congress! Vote em all out!




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